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>>46109669
By "do her" he means brush, huff, and fluff her tails while she does his taxes. Very relaxing for both parties.

>>45819702
You'd think he'd get the message after being banned and having his posts removed multiple times that he isn't wanted.

>>45454969
Worth the cost and two pairs of hands can get her cleaned, brushed, and fluffed up faster. Washing big soapy tails? Sold. Conditioned well kept tails? Fucking sold. Buying an extra four or five bottles of hair products a week is nothing.

>>44698045
I don't want to bother anyone.

>>44035875
this is gonna take a while

>>43469228
>>43469223
would you help Ran with her tail grooming?no. youre not allowed to stuff your face into them afterwards. it defeats the point.

>>43215009
Foxes are notoriously stinky, you can smell an unmarried fox from across the street because she has no man to obsessively groom her tails.

will you help her?

>>43075935
Did you know that female youkai are predatory towards man they deem fit to be husbands? It's true!

You may not know this, but women have an innate desire for romance and love, and of course reproduction. This is true even if those women are monsters. Age has made this worse in some youkai, as they've gone for centuries alone, frustrated and bitter. Eventually, something gives, and they decide to snap and kidnap the suitable man they can find!

The tactics they might pursue can vary between youkai, there's no standardized method. Some might act amicable, and offer you in their abode for tea. You take the sip, and at first you have a good time. But slowly, things start to blur, something is amiss. By the time you realize this isn't right, you've passed out on the ground, and you'll next awake to a needy and creepy youkai atop you, having bound you hands and feet to her bed, as she explains that you're married now.

Other youkai might not be so sly. They might be aggressive and sudden. You'll mind your business, maybe you're walking somewhere you shouldn't be, or you might even be in your room alone. Then BAM, the youkai breaks in and decides to kidnap you and carry you back to her lair, ignoring any complaints you might have. Now trapped in her domain, you've no choice but to adapt to your life as a youkai's husband.

These youkai are dangerous indeed, but in Monsokyo these actions can spread to even gods and humans! Powerful humans, whether their power comes from their roles as youkai exterminators or wealthy matrons of the human village, can still use underhanded tactics to trap a man into marriage.

If you're a single man and you're in Monsokyo, be careful and be vigilant! If need be, escape! As you won't stay a single virgin for long!

>>42472333
Ran's grooming and tails are immaculate you hear! Immaculate!
>>42472836
She'll even let you groom her when you earned her trust. Her tails are very precious.

>>42276010
Some previously unmentioned monster.

It's shedding season. Remember to brush your Ran's tails at the very least 5 times a day, twice in the morning and night, and once in the afternoon. You wouldn't want her hair to clog up your pipes would you? Or even worse, getting it on your clothes!
Brush Ran's tails.

>>40949698
Well you're right.

>>33129958
whoops that one is a bit smaller than the original

>>29178046
SAVED THREE TIMES

I am obsessed with the idea of how her tails feel like. They look like the ultimate comfort.

>>16477986
"Please, anon. Would you?"

>>16430627
She gives me the brush and I go to work

>>15252505
>tfw you will never play with her fluffy tail
Can someone remind me whu I am still living?

I want to bury my face in Ran's fluffy tails!

>>13766046
Would you brush her tails?