/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guy: I really want to have a Sally bodyguard waifu, but I suck at fighting
Other "gods": Sorry, Sallys are not for protectionfags, git good!

Eros and KC: Dont worry! Just confess your feelings to her and she will understand. Just be sincere and dont give up!

Mara: STOP CRYING, JUST TAKE THIS BIG DICK INFUSED WITH MY SPECIAL SPELL, APPROACH A SALAMANDER AND FUCK HER!

Guy: B-but I dont even know her... she is so strong, I fear she will fight me o-

Mara: FUCK HER! JUST. FUCK. HER.

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JUST PUSH HER DOWN, GRAB YOUR BIG DICK AND RAM HER! SHE IS A SINGLE MONSTER GIRL WITH NO MAN SET IN HER HEART YET! FUCK HER! SHE WANTS A FIGHT?! FIGHT HER ON THE BED! EVEN IF DUE THE SURPRISE, SHE USE HER SWORD AGAINST YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH VIRILITY THE MAMONO SILVER CUTS WILL JUST MAKE YOU HORNIER AND MORE FEROCIOUS AND YOU CAN JUST PUSH HER DOWN!

RAM HER! RAM HER SO THOROUGHLY HER EYES BECOME HEARTS AND SHE WILL BECOME SO ADDICTED TO YOUR DICK, SHE WILL WANT TO PROTECT YOUR WEAK ASS!!!!! EROS SAYS TO CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS, BUT WITH WORDS IT DOESN'T COME SO STRONGLY, SO AT TIMES A MAN HAS TO CONFESS MULTIPLE TIMES! THERE IS NO BETTER CONFESSION THAN JUST FUCKING HER! SHOOT YOUR FEELINGS STRAIGHT INTO HER! USE YOUR MALE TOOL TO CLAIM YOUR FEMALE! SEE THAT SALAMANDER GUARD OVER THERE, DON'T WAIT, GO THERE AND FUCK HER RIGHT NOW!!!!