/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Adrift from the crowd, a lone human villager finds himself lost in the forest of sugar coated monstery rape and skittles. Without realizing it, he accidentally stumbles across a dastardly lamia village filled with monster girls who would no doubt rape and imprison him for the rest of his days as a pleasure slave, possibly turning him into a Republican.

Not wasting any time, he manages to cut a hole in a mythical wall separating the tame peaceful forest terrain from the cultivated rape society of snake women in an attempt to get away.

Unfortunately, he finds himself stuck at the waist trying to fit through the person sized hole-in-the-wall (backside-up). Unable to get out, he comes to terms with his fate and peacefully accepts the incoming inevitability by removing his pants and underwear and exposing himself in hopes of his attackers get what they want and leave him alone.

"OH BOY," he speaks with an old timey New York accent, "IT SURE WOULD BE INCONVENIENT IF A MONSTER GIRL WERE TO RAPE ME RIGHT NOW!"

...But he hears nothing.

He begins looking around suspiciously and shifty eyed, "SURE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY ANY WOULD-BE ATTACKER. JUST MY SHAFT AND BUTTHOLE ALL EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE AND DEFINITELY NOT INTENDED FOR ANY ROUGH HOUSING! GEE WILLIKERS, I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT IF SOME KIND OF SNAKE HYBRID OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION WERE TO JUST SAY, COIL AROUND MY LOWER BODY AND PUMMEL MY ROD UNTIL IT'S A COMPLETE MESS OF YOGURTY JUICES."

Sure enough, a band of lamia finally arrive suspecting a human trespassing in their own. They stop to see the man's lower body sticking out without anything covering her. Suspicious, they slither around the wall and wave to the upper half of the lone villager.

"OH NO, HERE THEY ARE! I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT MANKIND POSSESSES THE HEART OF A LION AND THE LOINS OF A HIPPOPOTAMUS. THERE'S NO WAY I'LL SUBMIT TO THOSE ADDITIVES YOU CALL SNAKE CLOACA. MY NIPPLES, THOUGH ERECT, STAND RESILIENT AGAINST YOUR TYRANNY."