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How long should I play along when a monster says she’s going to “eat” me

>>39827945
Large Spider has been seen in the subway system so far it has kidnapped one young man, it's motives are unknown.

Hags deserve as much “uoooooh”ing as lolis do

>>39145761
I reckon a cinder block bed frame would withstand most of your larger monsters, lamia, hellhound, ushioni, large and medium sized cows, abnormal foxes. The mattress you would want something that is puncture resistant for the core, the sheets though you would have to accept the fact those are gonna get destroyed on a weekly basis, so you want something that is good but not expensive to replace. If your wife is a large spider not an issue though.

I wonder if there are redback spider arachne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnEqmnOfV6Q

Should I play along and act scared that a wild monster is going to “eat” me or should I get tell her I know she isn’t going to eat me so we can skip the foreplay and get right to it?

>>32052028
Spiders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_eFgvIvyik

>>30266989
She's a growing girl.