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They're just so cuddly

>>45884729
Dreamhorse bait.
>>45884796
I'm still grateful for that piece from Axem. Comfy Mino sleep is too overlooked.

Wahaha! Time for bed!

>>45054583
I know, right?

>>44829329
Don't forget Minotaur!

>>43940170
No fren. They go raaghh and ahhhh when you enter their labyrinth. They continue doing so while they subdue you. They go moo long after you've been snu-snued, they're filled up, and cuddling you in their makeshift bed.

>>43286433
Reminder that Minotaurs are sleepy cuddlemonsters too.

>>41895358
amen to that

I need to embrace the mino and make her happy
all I want is to make her happy

>>41081124
Jinko or Minotaur

>>40956921
this but mino

ahhhh I need to be cuddled by a minotaur

>>40719805
I have been sleeping at more normal hours lately.

>>40263933
I believe the change was gradual over several generations. One lucky mutation and generations of comfy life get you there.

>>40118473
I wish there were more pictures of that. Bless Axem for delivering that one.

>>40086519
amen to that, cows a best

How was I supposed to know that inviting over some minos for barbecue, drinks and watching fights on TV was a sign I wanted to marry all of them

>>39926926
My number one requirement in a monster is that she be cuddly and squeezable. Everything else is secondary.

I can never lose to foxes because I already lost hard to minotaurs
Huffing fluff is not as good as scratching the base of big horns

>>39345503
>starts smug, grinning while she jiggles her heavy, sloshing tits at you
>keeps razzing you up to her scheduled milking, teasing that she's going to leak on the furniture
>jumps when she realizes it's not working and you nonchalantly lift up her top
>turns bright red as you massage her and start going to work
>doesn't say another word until you're done, just panting and overwhelmed as you take the buckets away

god I wish a mino would just sleep on top of me

>>38984350
I bet she'd love it, but getting out of bed while she's holding you would be a challenge.

>>38620112
My typo was missing the comma between 'mino' and 'lads'
So to reiterate, I just wanna cook meals for a big huge aggressive mino, lads.
And I most certainly don't wanna cook anything for a smartass Learncow.
For all their intelligence, Learncows won't ever figure out why they're single.

Forget nerd arguments, think about impregnating a beefy cowgirl.