/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So does anyone here have ideas for stories they want to do?

I've been fleshing out the concepts for three.

>The Adventures of Patchy and Cirno

Basically, some anon has a pet Patchy and Cirno. It gets handled like Charlie Brown where you never actually see the humans in their life, and the yukkuri kind remain the focus. The huge IQ difference would be the source of most of the plots, and it'll be kind of subtly implied that the owner picked them out specifically because it would be funny to have the stupidest and the smartest yukkuri side by side.

>The Big Easy

I'll look for a better name. Some NEET wanders off into the wilderness because he has nothing to do. He runs into a yukkuri tribe led by a dosu, and ends up slowly (subtle pun) being pulled into their affairs. Eventually, Anon almost becomes like a pet human for the yukkuri, or like a second dosu for the tribe. I also feel like Anon having some human crushed by the dosu, just because of how rare it is for yukkuri to kill humans compared to the other way around.

>The Factory

I've been watching way too much How It's Made. A series of documentary style shots of different industrial processes involving yukkuri. As abusive as I can possibly make it, with really sympathetic/cute yus and horrifying, dehumanizing industrial processes.

All of these are designed to be serialized and updated whenever I feel like it. I just can't draw worth a damn. Anyone interested in any of the concepts?

Whats a good way to learn Japanese. The only Japanese I know is "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto," which means "Hey, how is it going?"