/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12077571
That's it? Aya breaks her camera at least twice a week.

I thought you were a REAL badass.

>>11990729
Are these the words of an honest reporter?

>Aya: Now then, I've got a whole bunch of pictures. Should I be writing the newspaper now? Hm hm, what's with this picture? A pure white picture where the subject is hidden by the danmaku...That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of. Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want.

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>A: Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality. The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!
>Hatate: Then there's no point in writing articles, is there?!
>A: If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words. The number of words is a parameter that show the incident's scope.
>H: Hmph, that's why you never get into the newspaper competition's rankings. An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's interest and bring out the picture's charm even more.
>A: You're still green. How many words do you think humans read? For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment, and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world, they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Double_Spoiler/Translation/Spoiler

Hatate is a potato.

>>11515510
You're just jealous your favorite touhou doesn't have 1/100th of the spankability Hatate does.

taters best tango

>>11453292
Non-consensual spanking is both violent and sexual. Sounds like rape to me!

This pic is 1337 hax animated png btw