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>>5727309

So you say, but consider it this way.
Not only do you avoid the risk of injury associated with rough sex, but you also avoid the possible lasting medical implications of having your rear end violated with a plastic implement. You also avoid having your self esteem destroyed even further, and perhaps, just perhaps, you will come to realise that indeed, you are far from a pathetic excuse of a man. Perhaps you will realise in time that there is yet potential in you, and in time you will come to realise your flaws and work to eliminate them. Perhaps with your indifference to your body being violated, you will find the motivation to strengthen your body and mind alike. And certainly that will all come very much in handy if/when the apocalypse arrives and you ride forth into the frozen wastes to rally your retainers among the surviving barbarians and in time, become king by your own hand.

... but that is another story.