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Is it wise to try stealing from Miss Creeping Coin?

Invest in wifecoin

>>38388152
>Mad Mage: An ambitious Dark Mage who took a trip to Wonderland and got shroomed. You stumbled through Wonderland lost and confused until you happened upon a homestead in the shape of a giant shoe. When you knocked, it was she who answered, with her gentle yet sly smile and gracious demeanor. She offered to let you stay the night so that you might get your bearings; only that was 3 months ago, and at some point between then and now you've become her apprentice and partner in crime against the Queen of Hearts.

>Nurarityros: A Nurarihyon who traded a smoking habit for a drinking habit. Came home one night to find her crashing at your place, and now you can't get her to leave. Always insisting on inviting the girls over and has been responsible for many drunken parties that always end a certain way. And what's more, ever since she moved in you've somehow started picking up even more lecherous "roommates."

>Creeping Phantom: A hall of fame showbiz mogul. Responsible for some of the most influential stage plays of the generation. Her upcoming work is a romantic comedy- starring you. She found you by chance and your audition must have really wowed her, because she fought tooth and nail to make sure you got the role. This might just be your lucky break, but there's just one thing: now she wants to play the female lead.

>>38202760
Q: If you pour a big pile of creeping-coin into the Mimic-box is it a guaranteed 3-way kike a pair of Alraun-sisters, or will they just start a bitch-fight over Anon?
I figure a coin-stash and a chest should naturally go together.

>be poor
>want to make some money to provide for a potential future wife
>go adventuring
>come across a gleaming pile of golden coins
>get money AND a wife
Why are creeping coins so powerful?

>not keeping all your savings in your wife's panties
ngmi

The next thread better have the new girl in the OP and not pull the shit like with Creeping Coin.

>>35593730
>financially not ready for sex

>>35263571
forget that, marry (literal) money.

>titties flopping back and forth with cash bag sounds with every thrust you give her

>a creeping coin waits excitedly in an abandoned temple as an adventurer walks up to her disguised body
>he reaches down to the pile of coins
>her arm shoots out and grabs him
>"ohohoh... looks like your gree-"
>she's interrupted by him shouting out in joy that he finally found what he was looking for
>he pulls her towards him and hefts her heavy metal body in his arms
>glances at her hourglass body shape for just a brief moment
>"perfect weight balance..."
>"ehh?"
>he sets her down on the ground, then does a clean and jerk to get her above him before lowering her down to rest across his shoulders
>"ehhh???"
>the fit adventurer does a few squats to make sure his grip is secure before jogging back down the steps of the temple with her on his back
Creeping Coins are objectively the best workout partner, but they might not be happy about it.

The biggest challenge of living with a creeping coin would probably be thinking of original money-puns for whenever you finish.

>>34155298
Just find and marry a Creeping Coin.

Remember who owns you.

>>33893189
>What job would you want if isekai'd to mge?
Slamming a creeping coin hard and often enough to make my own scrooge mcduck money pool, of course.

>you accidentally click on an obnoxious "EASY FUCKING MONEY (CLICK HERE) (NOT A SCAM)" ad
>quickly close out of it
>you're surprised anyone can still put up these obviously sketchy ads when so many horny monstergirls are paying a premium for adspace
>forget about it within a minute
>few days later, you come back to your home to find a massive package on your doorstep
>no real information other than your name and address on the box
>it's so heavy you can barely slide it around
>you scoot it into your house before opening it, and it's full of beautiful gold coins
>hot damn
>entranced, you reach to pick one up
>a hand quickly reaches back out of the box, and pulls you down into the pile of coins
when there aren't really any dungeons around or people going into them, creeping coins get creative

>>29447363
What's the best way to go about getting a creeping coin to join a harem? Asking for a friend who is not my bapho wife who is an even bigger haremfag than I am.

>>29082324
>>29082342
That's what Creeping Coins are for.

>>27439699
>tfw you're tanuki's son
>tfw you are an asset
>tfw you turn 18 she'll marry you off to the highest bidder

I want money to be my best friend and nothing more.

>>26434238
got money yeah
and you know it yeah
take it out your pocket and show it then throw it like
thisa way, thata way, thisa way, thata way