/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6547886

I'm enjoying discussing methods in which to get free money via welfare, so please do.

>>5718001

True. Oh many, the best part in the stories is when they think they're getting help and they get fucked over. Witchdoctor's stories were awesome-especially the one about luring the family into his apartment, fucking lol.

Goddamn Jissous. I'd torture them for days. The only problem would be keeping the shit smell out of the house and the shit in general. I'd need some sort of special Jissou tank to filter shit and suck out the fumes.

I'd have a special playground to torture the Jissous in-with little toys and shit. stuff like:

bb guns
wire
string
fans
flashlights
scissors
scalpels
sticks
candy to trick them
food filled with razors and pins
razor blades
boxing gloves to fuck with the bigger ones when I got bored
tazers
Jars

Oh my god, the fun I would have...

You are 100 percent correct, OP.

And these faggots lap it right up like semen from the gods.