/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45945233
the key to a happy life is to have a youkai for a wife

>>45840664
None in Gensokyo can compete

>>45622324
A yanhu would waste no time in getting pregnant once they catch you
they'd wring you out like a damp rag until that test says positive, then non-stop snuggling until the danger period is over

>>45417635
All of them would, canonically
all the hags enjoy good entertaining company, even Yuuka is on record liking it

I bet that confidence wouldn't last long though.
You think you're hot shit but wait until you're face to face with a creature that you fucking know beyond doubt eats people and could overpower you effortlessly if they felt like it.

>>45192788
despite all her flaws, I'd still put a ring on her
There's not a chance in hell I'd be able to fix her, but I could maybe redirect her gappy-ness towards people that actually deserve it

>>45021091
Yukari, Yuuka, Ran, Momiji, Seiran

>>43796325
then you will have to accept your kids will have superhuman capabilities you'll never be able to keep up with

>>43679087
That's what that statement means though. If she's not interested in you *for you*, just in you being a shota, then she's just a slut for young cock. And when you're not young anymore she'll move on to the next youngster in line. As it happens with "every 2hu". Your fantasy, not mine.
I'd rather have Yukari be crazy in love with me as I am.

>>43140918
the older/more powerful the youkai, the more forceful they'd probably be
Gappy is grabby

>>42882758
forever and ever
mortal women are so envious they'd put Parsee in a food coma by coming within 100 meters

>>42354355
You're going to be so happy with gappy

>>42289540
Yukari disagrees, and you will be providing her with what she demands
What Gappy wants, Gappy will get, and Gappy wants (You)

>>40714729
Gappy is very, very old
Good thing she's biologically immortal
She'll stay young and fertile forever

>>40216345
Gappy is a keeper
once she sees someone she likes, she holds on tight and never lets go

>>38652847
I need to fill Yukari's belly with numerous half youkai babies

Wife hus are best hus

>>37556826
An extremely robust argument for knocking up Yukari

>>37290505
I want to make gappy happy and be happy with gappy

Yukari is very soft and fertile

>>36863441
Youkai have superhuman strength, Yukari proven to be extremely so when she stopped a mallet swung by a half-youkai with just a finger
it doesn't matter how strong you are, she'd still be able to physically overpower you and pin you down if she wants

>>36863454
yeah and in her mind, that requires regular abduction of people to feed the youkai population and management of Gensokyo to maintain the eternal Status Quo
Rapid change or deficiencies may ruin her comfort and fun, so she makes a note to crackdown on it whenever it becomes excessive

>>36385743
A grand challenge to claim such a mighty youkai

>>35875321
Yukari probably has immense knowledge of psychology, so if she decided to help, she'd be very effective at it

I just had a lovely sex with Yukarin in eratoho TW
Next I'm going to make her conceive decuplets 10,000 times