/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The /jp/er is awakened and instructed briefly, before being put under anesthesia-but in those brief seconds, he recalls the final stages of his short remembrance-

The /jp/er lost interest in even that. He spent more time on /jp/, simply calling people faggots, nerds, idiots or losers. He mocked anyone with any goals or aspirations that did not include taking it easy, soaking up welfare, or doing well in doujin games. He masturbated near-constantly, but never much enjoyed it. He slept 14 hours a day. Before long, the /jp/er was 26 years old, and entirely miserable-but at the same time,mostly content in his existence. He despised his parents for birthing him, and he despised society merely for being an assemblage of the people he'd learned to distrust and hate. He never felt excitement nor joy, only moderate amusement and basic-satisfaction at fulfilling some sort of near-basic bodily necessity.

This was his life. This was what he would do forever. He would die like this.

-The /jp/er is suddenly awake,and in a hospital bed, his mother and father looking down at him, their eyes wet-

>>9458060

Miu isn't a real child; much like your work wasn't real science.

>>9439374

I repeat: Japanese humor is never hilarious anyway. The Japanese have a very hard time making things funny.

mom i swar to god u dont no anytin about anything. tis is a tohoe u fool. tis is my favorite REIMU. she is pure unliek 3d women who are three-dee piggu disgusting. unlike u n dad i hav BEat the system. i get autism money and spend teiem wit MY waifu in MY ow worldd. i am lelinlitened. unliek a normalfgag like u.

-The /jp/er is awakened and instructed briefly, before being put under anesthesia-but in those brief seconds, he recalls the final stages of his short remembrance-

The /jp/er lost interest in even that. He spent more time on /jp/, simply calling people faggots, nerds, idiots or losers. He mocked anyone with any goals or aspirations that did not include taking it easy, soaking up welfare, or doing well in doujin games. He masturbated near-constantly, but never much enjoyed it. He slept 14 hours a day. Before long, the /jp/er was 26 years old, and entirely miserable-but at the same time,mostly content in his existence. He despised his parents for birthing him, and he despised society merely for being an assemblage of the people he'd learned to distrust and hate. He never felt excitement nor joy, only moderate amusement and basic-satisfaction at fulfilling some sort of near-basic bodily necessity.

This was his life. This was what he would do forever. He would die like this.

-The /jp/er is suddenly awake,and in a hospital bed, his mother and father looking down at him, their eyes wet-