/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Vampire mistress is bored
>She doesn't feel like hunting tonight
>Ask her if she want's to watch a Blu-Ray
>She doesn't know what it is and says that her last movie she saw was Dracula by Coppola on VHS
>Propose to watch the last critically acclaimed Marvel movie and critically acclaimed blockbuster that sold a trillion tickets, Morbius
>You start watching, she starts asking when the good part comes
>Eventually she starts enjoying it more and starts commenting on Jared Leto's vampire powers
>She claps when the credits start rolling, as if she was in a theater
>The next days she keeps occasionally quoting the movie even during sex
>Now she says "It's morbing time!" when she feeds off your mana