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buzz off idiot

miyako is mine wifeu and mine alone

>>11828548

Sorry I'm going on a date with Miyako instead

NEET thread!!
post your NEAT NEET related stories in here!
>scheduled for my first ever "gloryhole meetup" at McDonalds
>extremely nervous
>arrive a little early
>don't want to look suspicious, so I buy a cheeseburger
>I'm cheap as a Jew so I grab a lot of ketchup packets and put them in my pocket
>head to the bathroom when it's time
>walk into the third stall, as we agreed on
>lock
>sit on toilet
>stare nervously at hole in side
>whistle Sanae's theme from Touhou - that's the signal to let him know I'm the one he's waiting for
>a large, slimy penis emerges from the hole
>heart starts beating like crazy
>it smells horrible, and probably tastes even worse
>do I really want to go through with this?
>put my tongue on it
>almost gag, it tastes HORRIBLE
>he's getting impatient, moving his cock in and out
>I don't know if I can do this
>suddenly come up with an idea to mask the taste
>grab ketchup packet
>pour onto penis
>hear a whisper, "what are you doing?"
>he pulls his cock back
>suddenly he starts screaming while pounding on the stall "AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
>"IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING IT'S BLEEDING"
>he runs out screaming
>hear more screams from customers and staff in the main area
>walk out trying to maintain composure
>grab some ranch dipping containers before I leave

>>10206938
What if Miyako had DD size tits?

Do you like 'em?

Why do all the moderators refuse to touch /jp/ anyway? It's not a very fast board, even with shitspam. The content isn't that different from any of the other boards. I just don't get it.

>>10041721
she might have worked somewhere else
and then she moved on

most underrated melty blood character

>>4097000
We all know Miyako is the best little sister.

A girl is sexier wearing something rather than wearing nothing, no matter the size!

Fuck yeah Miyako.

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>>532939
any less and they will become concave.

Dear /jp/

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Chinaloli. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.

Chinaloli really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

ITT: OUR FAVORITE TYPE-MOON CHARACTER

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