/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Your Lamia waifu just back from the doctors after a check-up
>They told her she has a vitamin D deficiency
>You take this as a hint to dick her harder and princess carry her to the bedroom
>Thankfully the gym membership's been paying off and now you can easily carry her snake half with ease
>Long day of love making later and you wake up to see her coming back into the bed with a bottle of pills and a glass of water
>You ask her what they're for
>She says for her vitamin D deficiency, turns out she wasn't kidding