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>>35865370
Me too. I hate this bratty little idiot so much. I'm going to punish her for being so annoying and dumb all the time by patting her head against her will every single day and refusing to listen to her when she gets embarrassed and tells me to stop. I'm going to publicly humiliate her by holding her hand on the way to the grocery store and back so everyone around can see that she can't even go anywhere by herself. Seeing the stupid blonde gremlin fills me with uncontrollable anger and I'm going to channel that anger into cruel torture for her, like repeatedly complimenting her cooking even after she turns red and tells me to stop or carrying her to bed and tucking her in after she falls asleep on the couch since getting in bed by yourself is a privilege reserved for those who aren't retarded. Every time she cries during club games like the whiny loser she is or does her stupid OHOHOHO laugh I'm literally going to threaten to flick her right in the forehead and then go buy her an ice cream cone and ruffle that retarded brat's hair. I'd like nothing more than to give her a crushing bear hug without even asking for her consent first. I hate her so much.