/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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this one

i approve of this thread

軟派の時は持ち帰り！

no, this is

Are you Japan Crazy?
The Warning signs:
1. You begin beating the living daylights out of all those who dare to walk across
your threshold with their shoes on, with a foam rubber bokken.
2.You lounge around the house in a yukata in the summer,sipping Mugicha, and a
Hanten in the winter drinking various and all kinds of Cha.
3. You find nothing at all wrong with bathing three times a day, scrubbing your
skin until you look like a giant cooked Ebi.
4. You secretly look at your friends who don't shower three times a day as
Kitanai hito.
5. You use Ohashi for everything including yard work and cooking.
6. You scoff at American made products and revel in European and Japanese
made ones.
7. You cannot stomach any of the "swill" that Americans call food.
8.You obsess about how lazy, fat, and stupid your co-workers are.
9.To you Rice and Shiro Miso and Nori are life, and you never want fries with
that.
10. You sleep with one eye open, for fear of Godzilla/Ninja/Jishin attacks.
11. You think the Ice cream man bell sound is really the
Ramen/jagaimo/TakoYaki/Oden seller
12. You feel dishonored and want to commit Seppuku when you promise
something you cannot deliver no matter how trivial.
13. You laugh at Americans obsession with "Pokemon": because you know that it
is at least ten years past its popularity in Japan.
14. You Bob you head and say "Un!" when asked a question by anyone.
15. You own no couch, or else no furniture about the height of your stomach. but
rather a big pile of Zabuton in piled up in the corner.
16. If you frequently fall asleep in the kotatsu.

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