/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone challenges me to Smash, Final Destination, the first round I pick Bowser and barely lose. The second round I play as Ronald McDonald and lose, the screen paused showing Ronald falling away.
Saw on ex a doujin based on the counseling nightmare about Yukari, I click it expecting the worst but see it's just a stressed out futa Ringo.
I told a guy "my cats scratch me a lot," probably referring to Berkastel or her kitties. I show my left hand, the middle finger's nail is torn off and the sensitive flesh underneath had been scratched all over, I say "this is about a 7"[out of 10] he replies "based."
I was told that a miracle would be coming for me soon. I saw an image of Crash Bandicoot getting railed by futa Bernkastel. Afterwards I was looking up futanari Bernkastel and saying "damnit, why isn't there more futa Bern?"
I went around bragging about having a "Lambdadelta cock."
Making my way up a hill, there's a guy who annoys me so I materialise a gun and try shooting but the bullets ping off of him. I notice it has a holographic sight so I try letting it charge up then the bullet shoots right through his nose and explodes where it landed. He seems a bit annoyed about it but lets it go since he had been messing with me. I go over to a ridge, propping one leg up and leaning on it as I take in the view, happy about how I have the cool power to materialise a torque bow pistol. He comes next to me and does the same thing as we talk about something. I notice he had a gigantic cock that's wound around and strapped to his back. We see a girl coming over so I tell him to go away saying I might make her mine, he gets chased off by others anyway, as I go up to the girl who had fainted on her back with dizzy eyes at the sight of his monster dick. I take my flaccid dick out and start flopping it over her face to try and replace the mental image, as I see her pretending to still be fainted but peeking out then closing and waiting for me to stop then peeking again. The ones who chased that guy off come back to me, one guy realises exactly what I'm doing and says "you piece of shit!"
In a classroom, a pretty redhead sits next to me, I say something to her but she scoff at me calling myself a sadist since apparently I wasn't sadistic enough for her. There was a guy behind me who I got into an argument with, after a while I give him a strong jab and he calls out the teacher then stays silent. I think I'm in trouble but the teacher just says "I was just waiting to see which one of you won." The redhead says sorry about before. A guy behind me calls out about how amazing fanart for him appeared on his desk, I turn back to see a picture of Lambdadelta dressed in Yukari's tabard outfit on my desk and uncontrollably start hugging my face against it before it turns into my purple/black eyemask.
There's a guy sitting on a recliner with a giant bucket of gravy covered chips, I'm pinching some of them away to his annoyance, and kneeling next to his seat because there's a little rail going around him catching the occasional chip he drops. Shinki sees me and says "what, is that a fetish, like that steam guy over there?" I see a guy watching steam coming out of the side of a train with fascination, I say back to Shinki "no it's not. These chips are really delicious and there's even this little rail here catching them for me. Just because you come from Makai where all the food is unbelievably tasty..."
The day before I got LSD for the first time, I dreamt I was told to play SA while on it. Then I saw myself playing SA, dying a lot because the screen's borders seemed a bit tighter than what was shown, because it was a cave or something. Then I saw myself in bed fighting against Hecatia sitting in front of me, she started charging up an ultimate attack so I defending in preparation.
I was playing "the first game Sanae was in", her bomb was just Fantasy Seal but blue so I thought "oh, ZUN hadn't bothered to give her her own bomb yet".
Saw Sanae walking through some abandoned Japanese homes that had many severed/shrunken heads and skulls in them, there was a lingering feeling about all of them, hope. One of the heads starts speaking ominously then tries to overcome her with a tumultuous wave of dark illusions, she seems desperate as she shouts something while pulling out a card that dispels illusions, which seals the head as a spell card.
I'm arguing with the girl who called herself Queen of Touhou, she says her father is God while I say I'm Satan. Another guy shows up and talks about how Satan used to dwell in heaven, which almost seemed like a dark cave but with clouds, then fell to hell. He says praying to either of God or Satan can bring about a heroic victory, and says Satan is a vegetarian.
In a swimming pool is a really tall board of wood, I climb up it while singing 流転の塔, holding on for a while before dropping off into the pool.
Saw Ludo-Rathowm appearing over the town I'm in, the "Pulse of Awakening" was mentioned.

I was playing "the first game Sanae was in", her bomb was just Fantasy Seal but blue so I thought "oh, ZUN hadn't bothered to give her her own bomb yet".
Saw Sanae walking through some abandoned Japanese homes that had many severed/shrunken heads and skulls in them, there was a lingering feeling about all of them, hope. One of the heads starts speaking ominously then tries to overcome her with a tumultuous wave of dark illusions, she seems desperate as she shouts something while pulling out a card that dispels illusions, which seals the head as a spell card.

Thank you Sanae, that massive amount of youkai meat looks quite delicious and should bring quite the profit. Whats that? Some satori meat too. Wow, very rare indeed, you will definitely get a large reward for this bounty.