/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16053103
Incorrect

>>14557210
You can't avoid a spiders undying love, mysterious drawfag.

>>13529046
>>13529047
>>13529054
>'Umm, what are we doing out here?'
>Katrina's taken you out into the woods behind your houses
>'What? You said you wanted to play a game.'
>'I thought that you meant some kind of game in your house.'
>She gives you a sly grin
>'Well, that's what I wanted to do yesterday. But...'
>'But?'
>'Since your sister attacked me, I figured you'd make it up to me with something a bit more strenuous.'
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small doll, tossing it to you
>'Take this and go hide it somewhere on that hill.'
>She points behind you to a large dirt mound littered with logs & sticks
>'You get two minutes to hide the king, and then you have to stop me from reaching him.'
>She pulls out three flags & ties them around her waist
>'If you can get all three flags off me, then you've stopped my siege & you win.'
>'Ready? Go!'
>You barely have time to process all of it before she runs off, leaving you alone to hide the 'king'
>It's not even a contest
>All the trees & her webs give her a huge advantage
>You only manage to pull one flag off before she gets away & finds the old doll in the log
>'Aww, too bad. Not a bad attempt, but it looks like I killed the king.'
>She taunts you with the scruffy doll like it's a trophy
>'Alright. Go to the edge of the woods & start counting. It's my turn now.'