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please, cheer up the kong!

>>17859685
No... this can't be happening

>>14583661
My worst nightmares have been realized! I cannot bump the Sachiko thread!

>>14399363
dont fuck the kong she is a good girl. she moonlights as a bully slayer and she will order a hit on you!!!

>Monster Girls become real
>everyone here gets a perfect MG waifu and we're all happy
>it turns out it's actually the ruse, the end times and monster girls are actually demons created by the anti-christ
>his goal was to destabilize human relationships and society and demolish traditions
>we all get sent to hell

>backpacking through noble Nippon
>you're taking pictures of abandoned places and nature
>you set out for an abandoned village you've heard about
>the whole place is decaying and empty, pictures galore
>you wander around the area and you happen to find an abandoned shrine, much older than the village itself
>"ara~ ara~ a human man...?" the deceptively mature sounding voice comes from a loli looking kitsune sitting on the shrine's steps, where she wasn't, just seconds before
>she brushes a pale hand across your cheek, and a fluffy tail across your chest "mmmmmm, I haven't been with a human man in so long, I am 2000 years old after all, hence my massive knowledge of all things."
>you blush, stunned
>"Ohohohoho~ turned on by this form of mine? a child's? truly despicable. I can change my appearance at will but I choose this one because it flusters you so~"
>"come lay with me human~" she guides you by the hand to a perfect, sunny glade lined with soft green moss
>she lies down and motions you to make your move
>you open her shirt, and pull down her skirt, then you pull out your engorged member
>"o-oho-o-ohoh-h-hoh-ho, s-so this is it h-huh?" she looks afraid and blushes, fear in her eyes
>you roughly grip her hip with one hand and your dong with the other, ready to guide it in
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she bursts into tears
>"I LIED. I LIED. I LIED. PLEASE NO!" she says, sobbing, now holding her knees
>"I-I'm only 14, I've been alone for so long, I heard this was what we were supposed to...do, I don't know what I'm doing, please, this is so scary!" she looks at you pleadingly, cheeks wet with tears
>you're now flaccid and feel like a monster, you have no choice
>you zip up your pants and sit beside her, rubbing her back and giving her head pats as she continues crying
>you've found an unexpected daughteru, who'll turn into your waifu soon enough

>>14108660
>get monster girl homestays like Monster Musume
>everything plays out like the manga at first
>"Great, I'm going to get me a wife!"
>all of the girls think you're weird and a bit gross and find you repulsive
>they actively avoid you when at home
>all attempts to do things with them end in failure
>more girls show up and your house gets renovated again and again
>government cuts funding to the homestay program and your stipend get's cut off, you have to pay for everything now
>nothing changes
>Girls all find men who are better than you in every perceivable way, one by one, and eventually get married and leave you without so much as a thanks
>you're left alone and poorer than before in a huge-ass fucked up house

>browsing sad panda
>"nice a new monster girl doujin!"
>open it up
>it's some weird, homo monsterboy yaoi bullshit

why? did this trigger anyone else?

>>14010814
sumimasen.

Um guys, is Sachiko cute?