/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6292415

Good times, good times. Just like back in the good old days. Back before Man got himself thinking he was so smart. Back when Man had only one name for the horned gods and that name was Fear.

Good times, good times. But life is water, not stone. The hard must learn to be fluid. The inflexible must learn to bend. Learn to bend, or break.

Who can hold a setsubun longest?

I would start a sake brewery and become a millionaire in short order. Support the community, bribe officials, feels good man.

I guess Kappa are exempt.

>>2597487

Exactly. Punching Meiling is bound to hurt, but it's likely entirely harmless in the long run.
At worst, first you'll suffer a broken wrist. Second you'll suffer embarassment as she politely offers to help with the splint, possibly pinning you down and applying it herself while making small talk in a slow and child-friendly voice if you refuse.
And youkai or not, as a martial artist Meiling is on a pretty strict diet. If you trust her dialogue, miko are the only humans she's allowed to eat.

If you desperately want to die in a quick and simple way, just offer either of the oni a coke and claim it's grog.

>>2541844

Aw, come on. You're on a board about VNs, Touhou and figs.

>>2356684

>favorite girl

You don't actually know that.

Also, mountain queens > underworld queens.

>>2252002
How cruel. ;_;

>>2239897
GTFO Oni