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Beware, elves will often leverage their arcane mastery in order to gull young and impressionable mage boys into teacher-cum-wife contracts. Remember, a seasoned mistress of the arcane has no reason to take you in as an apprentice, at this point in her career. To the twisted and degenerated mind of an elf, your only purpose is to love and be loved and plant many a seed of said love deep into the womb of the elf. Oh sure, she may 'teach' you some magic, but rest assured, 'nakadashomancy' and 'getpregnanology' are not sabbath certified schools of magic.