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Maybe he was referring to Yuugi's forehead penis.

Nothing, I'm broke until Monday.

But when Monday rolls around It'll be bourbon, vodka and rum.

not yuugi obviously because she'd just knock down the building with her slammer

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Yeah, sure. I'll see what I can find, cuz I don't have much.

You selected (B) Refuse.

"Nah I'm good but thanks anyway." You reply.

Yuugi looks disappointed and gazes at you meekly. "Aw man, come on" she insists.

You find it difficult to argue with this logic, and oblige her request. "Alright sure" you tell her.

"Alright but do you have a condom??" she asks.

You pull one out of your wallet and she holds out her hand, begging you to hand it over. You think this is suspicious for some reason and hesitate briefly, thinking this situation might turn itself around on you in a big way; you shrug this feeling off and, already erect, you pull your pants down so she can put the condom on for you.

Yuugi spreads her gaping maw out in front of you, and you think to yourself, "YES! I'm finally not going to get fucked in the ass this time." You penetrate her, but that's when you realize she's still holding the wrapped condom.

"Joke's on you faggot HAHAHAHAH" Yuugi says. She does a powerful keggle, flexing her vaginal walls as tightly as her oni muscles will allow. Your dick pops inside of her like a water balloon. The pain is otherworldly.

As you slump to the ground in agony, Yuugi casts a magic spell, and her clitoris swells up into the size and shape of a penis. "It's a good thing you had one of these, I wouldn't want you to catch my gonorrhea" she says, slipping the condom over her erect member.

Yuugi fucks you in the ass until she cums, then goes back to lifting weights.

THE END

I really like cute Yuugi