/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7559972
>>7559964
Ran or Yukari. Canon math geniuses.

>>6624885

A man is standing on the edge of the bridge, looking down and pondering suicide. Suddenly, through the fog, a hideous old hag walks toward him. "My name is Yukari. I can give you something to live for; I'm a youkai, and I'll spirit you away to a wonderful land full of nothing but beautiful 2D lolis with frilly dresses and silly hats, on one condition; you have to have sex with me." The man is very hesitant at first. She's disgusting, has large breasts and is 3D. After some thought, he agrees, takes her home, and has a wild night. In the morning, he asks her, "Alright, when are we leaving to the place you talked about?" She answers: "Aren't you a little old to believe in Gensokyo?"

that man was ZUN

>>5600091
Less Touhou Fortress means less faggots using emoticons, picking out and venerating one player to constantly shower with attention, and spamming unedited Touhou music in the server constantly, I'm all for it.

>>4886678
Fascinating.

I already said it once but...

If a faggot like moot hates us, we're doing it right.

>>4386260
>Many satisfactory, well-supported responses were posted, but I either ignored them to respond to the raging idiots, or responded with a not-so-intelligent "lol no fuck u ur butthurt nerd"

fixed for accuracy

>>4207584
>yellow

Nigga you need a new monitor.

>>3463124
Development != Stability

>>3458915
>emoticons

Are you still here? I think you should try your hand in /b/, they'll accept you.

Well, there are a number of translated /h/ doujins, with more being done every week or so.

As for the rest, spend some time with the touhou wiki
Or just not care and run with it.

We do, on a daily basis.

Is it just me or Yukari is fucking hot?

I want her to fuck me with a strap and with the same look she have on this pic.