/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>You were out on the beach in MG world.
>Getting your daily dose of space radiation that the sun was blasting out at max volume.
>Not that it bothered you that much, since you needed to get outside.
>You were chilling on a towel laid out on the sand, with a cooler full of beers and a parasol to keep you in the shade.
>Placing one arm on the back of your head, another on the beer you opened, you let out a sigh.
>This is the life.
>Although you were keeping to the shade since you had your fill of vitamin D.
>Not including the Anubis wearing the bikini that's two sizes too small.
>She kept eyeing you with her emeralds every three seconds.
>It seems like she was suffering from a deficiency of vitamin d.
>Something that doctor Anon can fix.
>But then, the ground shook.
>The birds and children were gone.
>There was a disturbance in the force.
>A pair of feet trudged along the sand, making the ground quiver in fear.
>Lo and behold, a bad mixture of genes and lifestyle choices came this blob.
>You guess it's a human male?
>That wouldn't be right.
>It was more like a ... mongo.
>It looked like a series of beanbags sewn together, filled to the brim with lard and grease.
>It wheezing with each and every heavy step.
>It's potbelly wiggled as he kept taking a step towards you.
>You thought the thing was dying has it kept stopping to breathe and fart.
>"BROTHUR." The thing shouted has it slurred the last syllable. "Can't you see you're consorting with the matriarchy and thus bring down the status of all incubi?!"
>Oh god, fuck no.
>SJWism followed you here from Earth.
>Today was a sad day in MG world.