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Which monster species would make the best plain, homely housewife? Being lewd is fun and all but most of the time I just want a slow and comfy domestic routine.

>>40715189
Flow Kelp
THE EEL
and Ochimushas

>>40043359
EEL!

>>39989308
>the eel
Splash some water on her since I would assume she's dying of dehydration

>>39716091
I am very fond of eels. They seem sweet and I love their more traditional, wifely look. Soft brown hair in a plain bun is a criminally underrated look.

This has absolutely nothing to do with how much I enjoy grilled unagi nigiri.

>>39251719
I'm an eel fucker and an opportunist squidfucker. Guess I wouldn't turn my nose up at a sea bishop, though.

>>38498823
>Eel wife
I don't know what the mana vase does, so I'm just working with her natural abilities. I guess I'd just open a bakery or something? Once we got popular I'd start dosing the food with her ooze and hope enough people monsterized to start a chain reaction before the health department shut us down. Or maybe I could just give some food to the homeless or something?

If I had a choice in this scenario I'd take one for the team and choose a dark matter, lim, or at least an echidna, though. The world would hate me before they learned to love me regardless, so there's probably no good outcome for my own kids, unfortunately.

>>35673908
Trapped in a marsh!
Being adhered to by mommy!
Mind broken by mommy's slime!

>>35480017
Understandable.

>>33038979

>>29288482
Like this I think

>>23508436
Feeeeeel the eel.

>>23150825
Sanae
>unagi-joro
>25
>very slightly muscular from swimming
>average drive but likes being surprised
>switch
>born mamono but works with humans
>softspoken, good with children (elementary school teacher), kinda sleepy

Imagine just putting a rubber cover sheet over your bed and just covering it with oil and cuddling with the eel, it's so slippery that even your fingers feel like sex organs

Slippery submissive eels that cater to your sick fetishes

>>22518229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

Make Monster Goldfish Mermaid smut y/n ?

have an eel for my lack of fishgirl pics

Have you felt an eel today? I haven't, and it hurts me deeply.

>>22226062
Thats okay. I want her to fuck me silly as well.
They need more stories.

>>22013822
This girl.

>>21965960
What the book really needed was best fish.

>>21036969
i don't believe you

>>20887236
one of my favorites

>>20129548
Fishes are superior.