/jp/ - Otaku Culture

He-he-here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you've done your reps, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
And say ogey to ward off rrats!
Uuoooh!
>EN
>HoloMYTH!
She's the protag of the bunch, she lot's of fun
Her name is Ms. Amelia Watson
Her Watson Concoction is something to fear
If she stabs ya, things are gonna get weird!
She's a gamer, a gremlin, a girlfriend, too
And she'll confirm, that this is true.
Uuoooh!
>EN
>HoloMYTH!
>EN
>EN is a MYTH!
This girl's got style, so listen well
She can change her form with her magic belt
She's the CEO of KFP
And all her employees, work for free
Her streaming skills, are second to none
But look out; she owns a gun!
Uuoooh!
>EN
>HoloMYTH!
She has no style, she has no grace
Th-this girl has a moe face
She's a rap god, when she wants to be
And she'll collab with your favorite indie.
Reaping souls is what she's here to do,
But you better watch out, 'cause she'll steal your heart too.
Uuoooh!
>EN
>HoloMYTH!
>EN
>EN is a MYTH!
She's popping in, with a seiso "Wah"
It's our girl, Ninomae Ina.
She'll steal your soul without saying a peep,
And her comfy streams will put you to sleep!
Her voice is calm, she's like a monk
But don't simp, or you'll get a bonk!
Uuoooh!
>EN
>HoloMYTH!
>Uuoooh!
Finally, she's here for you
It's the last member of the EN crew!
Her subs are so high, it isn't funny
Can make a Gosling cry out for cunny
She'll go viral, with relative ease
With no effort, she can make a meme.
She may think slow when she makes a choice
But this shark's got one hell of a voice!
>a
TeaMates, Chumbuds, and Deadbeats,
Tentacult and employees of KFP.
Aw yeah!
TeaMates, Chumbuds, and Deadbeats,
Tentacult and employees of KFP.
Aw yeah!

i'm not even gonna try to read this one out