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I also had a dream last night
I was sitting at a table in some kind of witches' party. The table was rectangular, with guests only sitting along the wider sides of the rectangle. I was sitting at the leftmost seat on the side opposed to the one where the host sat. Lady Lambdadelta was to my right. Most of the guests, presumably witches, were wearing masks, most goat masks but some not. I was wearing a pumpkin mask like the one worn by the Mafty guy from Mobile Suit Gundam - Hathaway's Flash. Everyone had plates except for me and were all eating. No food was served to me, and I didn't complain or mention it. I figured it was some sort of test. Even Lambdadelta didn't acknowledge my hunger or lack of food. The host of the party, Featherine Augustus Aurora, was talking to the various guests at the table and asking them various things. As she finished a conversation she moved on to the next one. After Lambdadelta spoke to her about something I don't recall, Featherine finally directed her attention to me.
"Son of man, you haven't eaten anything, nor have you said anything this entire time. I am greatly disappointed in you, but could you at least explain yourself?"
「BETTER TO REIGN IN HELL THAN SERVE IN HEAVEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!」
I jump out of my seat high into the air. This isn't the human world where gravity could get in the way of such a cool move. I tear of the Mafty Pumpkin mask and everyone has their eyes on me. At least 20 witches, including Lambdadelta, Featherine and possibly Bernkastel, along with an endless swarm of goat butlers and other demonic servants, all opposed to me. Featherine seems shocked by my "foul language" and then everyone charges at me.
I don't have any weapons, I'm not focused enough to use any magic and I most certainly have no room to test what sort of innate special abilities I possess in this specific dream. Therefore.......

I rush right into a hoard of enemies with both arms outstretched in front of me. My plan is simple, don't hesitate. Just go crazy on my enemies. They are all magic users, so if I can't use magic, I won't let them do the same. Each hand can kill a witch with a single blow, so if I can kill a witch with one of my hands in 1 second, killing 20 witches will only take 10 seconds. A piece of cake. And if I'm running low on time, I'll already begin to cast a time-altering spell during those 10 seconds to buy me more time.
The plan is a success. My hands are covered in blood and Featherine stands before me. I'm crying for some reason. Maybe because I killed Lambdadelta. But that doesn't matter right now. I can feel something in my pocket. It's one of those cards from Kamen Rider Ryuki.
With tears in my eyes, I shout 「SURVIVE」
And wake up