/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22142964
>already 8 months unemployed and no interview on sight
>barely making ends month and had to go back to my parents place just to avoid dying of hunger
>can only afford internet for maybe 2 more months
I just want my Tanuki wife to save me from this torment

>>22049594
But Tanuki are always my first pick

Today is Mamizou's day, say something nice about her

Sorry to hear about your home foreclosure. Identity theft sure is getting awful these days, isn't it? To think someone would rob you of over four thousand dollars, how cruel! Then you lose your job on top of that... I certainly don't envy you.

But, if you don't mind, you could stay at my house until you get back on your feet. I'll cook and clean for you, so you can focus on finding a new job. Rent? Oh, no, I wouldn't want to deprive you of money you don't have!

But, there is something you can do for me. I've never had a man in my four hundred years of living, so I've been ever so lonely. So, if it's alright with you, I'd like you to hold me down by my hands and shove your hot, throbbing human cock so deep inside me that it hurts. It doesn't need to be a date, but if you end up falling for me, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to live without your cock on my mind. I'll hold you in my arms and milk out every last drop of your cum, every day, until I'm pregnant. You'll try to escape after a while, but my pussy will be so tightly wrapped around your twitching, drained cock that it will never let you go. You've always been like a son to me, so I'll do my best to coat myself in your semen. I'll start with my tits, since you've been eyeballing them for so long. I'll wrap them around your dick, and you can fuck them as hard as you like. If you're big enough to push through my cleavage, I'll let you spray it all over my face, too. If you're still willing to go after you've fucked me silly, I'll summon a clone of myself to take care of you. You don't have to agree right now, but do keep me in mind.

>>19531891
Mamizou is just perfection, the fact that she's so unpopular is a blessing because I don't have to share her with others