/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"See something you like?"

this Danuki is one I want to invest in

>>40831338
Being a travelling merchant in MGE sounds comfy. You'd get to try all sorts of exotic goods and help out mamono and couples with your wares as you travel.
>hire a friendly minotaur or centaur to pull your cart and keep you company
>trade monster goods like goat wine, holstaur milk and weresheep wool
>conduct pillow business with tanukis and other mamono merchants
>get 'ambushed' by horny monster bandits on the road
>eventually find a wife and settle down with your fortune
>open a shop in whichever place you liked visiting most

>>40012379
What could possibly be risky about purchasing a relic that "brings good fortune" from a monster?
Never mind that they don't really mention HOW it works.

>>39357224
Baka gaijin.

>>35962132
I was gonna say it sounds more like a good way to get anchored to the floor, helpless.
Whether it's a nuki or dragon that has their way with him next is up for discussion, but he's not going anywhere.
Your standard gold bar weighs 400 troy ounces, so a dozen of them is strapping over 300 lbs of weight to yourself.

>>35681551
Sound like a good thing if I’ve ever heard one.

>>32632875
But by that definition so are tanuki.

>>26167929
>Tanuki
>ruined
You what

>>24395558
Most of the slave traders are in on it.
You don’t get supplies of exotic girls so easily without being a participant in the matchmaking scheme.

>>23667997
There's several reasons why you should be wary of discount spells, and that's one of them.

>>22837155
>tfw no sugar mommy Danuki

>>21730503
>By the custom of my people, by purchasing this scarf knowing it is overpriced, you have bought me over in marriage, dear husband~
Got a little bit more than you bargained for, traveller!

>>21716785
If they worked to look more like auntie then maybe they’d stand a chance.
As it stands, who’s going to notice them? There’s to much heavy competition from the foxes.

How many 'Nooks must you see on the news,
before you start to realize what I'm saying is true?

>>20856193
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>>20722554
Would you think that dirty hooker could be Carla Chubby, the wealthiest monster in the world? At most you'd think she looked a lot like her. Now, if she was wearing nice clothes and makeup...?

>>20719586
Now, now, smoking would scare away the customers. And all raccoon goods are rare and highly priced as is her heart.
Honestly I'm just finding excuses to post Fiddler on the Roof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_hAujgt0A

>>20499895
>takes advantage of the arranged marriages in place and has the girl monsterized
>even better when there are women sympathetic to the monster cause
>or has her business oriented bachelorette/ex-makai knight friends move in while in human disguises, some establishing businesses of their own
>just so she can profit and ensure that she can spoil her son-husband as much as possible

>>20070776
Only a few of them make the connection that, to find a poor man, they have to actually travel out away from their well-to-do locales.
Thus, it's usually only the "wandering merchant" style tanukis that get to actually make their fantasy situation play out.

>>19685488
Yes.

>>19601276
Sex aids. Mushrooms, potions, spices, you name it.
Jewelry and such.
Various magical bullshit.

>>19577530
It's a proven fact that big titties attract more customers.

>>19233169
That's haram!
t. desert nooks