/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27715611
The salted pork is particularly good.

Ham blocks your path. Looks like Christmas came early this year.

I don't care if she is lvl 1, I want to sweep a porc off her feet and marry her!

>>20169779
Pudgy pink p'orc paizuri!

>>19770277
>one tribe
You're thinking far too small, anon. Once you have a tribe under your command the only thing to do is conquer even more tribes. In doing so, you unite the warring p'orc tribes to form an army that even the Order will learn to fear. Then you begin raiding the surrounding towns for supplies before laying siege to the king's castle, overwhelming their defenses with a sea of soft pink flesh. And when you finally breach the walls, depose the monarch, and take his throne for yourself, all will know you as the bandit king!