/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"What's wrong, Mastah? I thought you said cooking was going to be 'so easy'? That you could do it perfectly without my help?"
>"Of course you can! It's not like I went to Meido Academy for six fucking years to learn how to sear steak properly. I definitely didn't need to do any of that when I could just have my Mastah throw it in a pan and wave it around like an imbecile."
>"Oh, yes- drop it out of the pan and onto the burner. That's exactly the right way to do it. I can't believe I never thought of that."
>"Absolutely wonderful. Yes, all the best steak has the texture of tire rubber and the taste of boot leather. I'm sure you can expect your michelin star any day now."
dont ever take over kiki's cooking duties