/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm pretty perverted. Any /jp/s wanna test how pervy I am?

I want to be a cute little girl who is a slave to a huge, tall dark brown elf woman with a gargantuan penis with a girth easily double the radius of my pelvis hole.

Oh and I want her to treat me well and cutely like a beloved pet and never fug me, but invite me to watch as she fugs other dirty /jp/ slaves.

>>10905144
havent you heard

rape is worse than murder

child rape is worse than spitting in the eyes of god

drawn child porn is worse than satan

>>10321166

guide to making friends with NEETSL

1) please chill out and relax and be courteous.
2) have the same interest where you know you can spend many hours discussing
3) never say words like "its been a while" or "we havent spoken in a long time". its insulting and neets have a broken sense of time
4) never ask details about a neets life
5) answer quickly, nothing makes a neet more annoyed than someone whos attention they don't have 100%
6) never be a conversation stopper or use excessive ellipses in your sentences "yeah..."
7) if you and the neet is in disagreement please play it off as a joke and forget about it, don't hold grudges or extend a nasty argument
8) act like you are familiar with your new neet friend, say hello and bye
9) please speak up if a neet is doing something to bother you, chances are he really isn't being a jerk and you are misunderstanding
10) if you do run into a jerk he isn't really a neet or from /jp/ he's just some epic trollerface from a shitboard and wants to make his "epic lelz" at your expense