/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm in your thoughts~

upupu~

Yukari want's to join the thread too, but it hit herself in it's confusion due to old age

You come home after a long day at work and just want to sit down and collapse as soon as you step through the door. When your front door opens you notice that the light is already on.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" you call call out. No answer. You turn the light switch off and proceed to check the house. Its not until you reach the bedroom that you notice somebody lying on the bed, the sweet smell of perfume fills the room.
"Who are you, how did you get in?" you ask.
The figure, a women dressed in an extravagant dress and hat regards you with a look of mischief, then a broad smile crosses her lips.
"Ara ara, I just let myself in, I hope you don't mind. As to who I am..."
She places one silk gloved hand on the side of the bed next to her and starts to pat the covers enticingly.
"Why don't you come over here and sit beside me? Then I will tell you who I am."
You don't know what to say. Suddenly someone you have never met is sitting on your bed. Most peoples first reaction would be one of caution. Perhaps phoning the police. But on the other hand she was so beautiful, with hair the color of bright sunshine and smooth skin as white as snow. Her long selnder legs were only partially hidden by the eligant purple dress she wore. Surely someone so beautiful couldn't be a threat.
"What are you waiting for?" she purrs. "I'm getting lonely over here."
You feel yourself moving over to the bed as if some over force had overtaken you, all the while staring into her eyes.
You sit yourself down onto the bed next to her. She leans over, and whispers into your ear.
"Now as to who I am. I am a goddess from a distant land, powerful and respected, but even I grow bored. Every now and then I seek some enjoyment in the human world. The kind that I cannot find in my own homeland?"

>>5112802
it wasn't me i swear

>>4924420
I agree with that person!

mascot of /jp/

Way to oversexualize old hags, Japan.

No, seriously. You si

Way to oversexualize old hags, Japan.
No, seriously. You si

>>2507671

A lot of the time it's more likely than you think.

>>2507665

Depends on the species.

Cool story, bro.

>>2181936

you're doing healthy wrong guys

Yukari is an expert in this matter.