/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>be Anon husbando of a Bicorn
>travel the lands providing our unique service to lonely mamonos
>especially to species for whom Anons are scarce or 'just-nope'
>waifu does all the scouting, seducing, negotiating
>I just do the fucking, and help out with the chores
>her favourite towns are where she finds other Centaur-types
>she knows I'm a hossfucker, that's how we met
>she gets off on watching me do other hosses, then do her
>plus so few Anons are true hossboys, so she calls it 'providing a community service' to her sisters
>most are rural hosses, they've got their own farms etc, but no Anons to give them daughterfus
>some are noble Adventurers, tom'busy' on quests to settle down but still have the Centaur need for D
>the hottest ones for us both are when she finds another Unicorn like she was - pure and virgin, but so pent-up they want to get Blacked
>(no, not that Blacked, I'm a Whyte-Anon, but theyre so sex-obsessed after decades of purity, they want to become a twin-horn)
>One town...
>Waifu brings home a young Unicorn.
>wtf? Barely an adult, shy and reserved, and glowing 110% pure.
>Waifu whispers "Tonight's one is special, she really wants the Black, and so young"
>Waifu takes her petite hand and brings her over
>Anon hesitates to even shake her hand
>Little Centaur wraps Anon up, pulls him tight, kisses his mouth hard... there is a lot of eager but inexperienced tongue
>Anon stunned
>"Oh, Mister Anon, I just can't wait for you to fill every one of my holes with your hot coom!"
>still confused but also instantly diamond-hard
>Waifu winks, "See, this one is special. You have a drink and relax, we girls are going to go bathe, get perfumed, and dressed up for the big occasion..."
>So