/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9447947
Who is Accel World 'Guy'?

Has my fated 9.9/10 husband finally arrived to sweep me off my feet and shitpost with me for eternity?

>Be 26
>Have to do some babysitting for my mother's friend
>Tells me the little girl is going to be 10
>I know that i might not be able to control myself, but i accept anyway
>Little girl arrives
>I'm already turned on immediately (don't Judge me)
>They leave and we sit on the sofa
>I don't try anything yet. Just sit there with her for a while watching TV
>She leans her head on my shoulder
>I take the chance and put my arm on her, stroking her hair
>Beautiful girl with straight blonde hair that smells really nice
>She finally falls asleep in my arms
>After 10 minutes i man myself up to slowly run my hand up her leg
>I'm extremely hard at this point
>I slide my hand down her pants and start rubbing it gently while jerking myself off
>She suddenly wakes up
>OHSHIT.jpg
>She starts giggling
>Wut
>"That hurts kinda funny, Anon"
>Me: "Should i stop?" Shaking at this point
>"You can keep doing it, but i need something first.."
>Me: "Anything.."
>"I need about three fiddy"

Now it was about this time i realized that this beautiful girl was a 8 story tall crustacean from the palezoic era.
That goddamned Lock-Ness Monster had tricked me again!

>Implying you're not a
>big
>fat
>HOMO

2012

>>9310741
Why?

>>9241458
>/jp/
>descendants
come at me bro