/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10953929
What a rather adorable little man we have here. You certainly do try your hardest to show a hint of class which you clearly haven't. It becomes ever more obvious once everyone realizes you are projecting so hard we can see it on the mood. Excuse me, my good "sir", but yours is not a company with which I would partake a glass of Jack Daniels with.

*tilts fedora 360 degrees and walks away*

>>10933577
You must consider yourself very clever, with your misuse of the quoting feature and your witty retort. But...

*tips fedora 12.5 degrees upwards, exposing face*

Epics were created by westerners.

*motions cup of jack daniels, ice cubes floating in steady circles*

I rest my case.

*bartender gives me a double, says it's on the house as courtesy for being a fine gentleman of refined taste and vernacular*
*look behind me*
*people clapping in respect*

>>10910906
It appears to me we have a non-comformist in the room. I am slightly impressed with how bold you are at this juncture. As your peer, I feel compelled to make a toast in your honour.

*raises glass*
*old man at the back of the restaurant gets up, clapping slowly*
*rest of the room follows*
*clapping turns into an emotional cheer*
*sip*

This one's to you, good old chap!

>>10909003
Oh, I see. You're not trying to have a conversation. You're only out to try and make people mad with your amazing wit and knack for sarcasm.

>>10892145
You mean me? Are you perhaps intimidated by the magnificence of my intellect? They say the fools rather live in the cave rather than face the evidence of their insignificance. Mayhaps such is the case with you when faced with myself?

*readjusts le fedora 360 degrees and walks away*

Um... I'm not alone? I go to my local bar everyday with my most esteemed colleagues to discuss gentlemanly matters such as women, cars, politics and economics. I take it you're trying to make me look like a loser, by assuming I am an anti-social freak? Well, my dearest sir, the joke is on you, as you are the one making threads about trifles that haunt your daily life.

Now if you please excuse me, I have a gathering to attend to. I am sure you'll make a divine source of humour for me, my friends and some people of this board, though!

*gets fedora*
*wears trench-coat*
*leaves*
*comes back*
*takes jack daniels bottle"

Can't foget good ol jack!

Um... Are you some kind of deluded half-wit? I'm afraid you won't blend in as well as you think. You'll only be as much of an eyesore as your weeaboo drivel is to me at this juncture.

Wonderful smile, wonderful plushie. Love your sense of fashion, too! I tip my glass to you, lady! Let's hope we may meet in a local bar any time soon!

I'm glad that you would consider me to be of such excellence that I can be mistaken with the janitor him/herself, but I am afraid I'm not the janitor. That comic is hilarious, though, and I'll make sure to share it through my social circle! Please continue posting quality content. I tip my hat to you and will drink this next cup of good old jack in your honour.

Hmm... Please excuse me, but why are you being so homophobic? Are you repressing something deep inside you? Are you creating a façade in order to kill the homossexual "defect" inside you? I see you're accompained by two lovely girls. Need you really affirm your heterossexuality further? I believe you, sir, are the faggot around here. Thank you for complimenting my glasses but I'm affraid I have to go. The shop is closing soon and I need my Jack Daniels.

>>10821889
Touhou is a strategy game. You don't think so? Well, I guess you're looking at it from the wrong perspective!