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>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>>32737795
Why yes, I'm a big samefag. I love the shark!

>>32731940
>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>it's nobody
>it's nobody
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: nobody
>walk into empty kitchen
>do nothing
>complete silence
>you're all alone
>pour yourself a bowl of cereal and eat it alone

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>>32221829
Try this
>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

>>32072989
Gura loves you

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>>31307656
It's ok she's cute

she's so good at singing

>>30535693
Shut up we're watching Gura's wife watch a movie

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazybones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

>you wake up to the smell of savory bacon and pancakes
>eyes still blurry but you sense something approaching
>gura comes skipping into the bedroom and glomps you
>"good morning, sunshine! i've got a little surprise for you when you get up, ya lazy bones!"
>drag yourself out of bed, still tired as fuck
>think: i want to see her smile
>walk into kitchen, see her humming to herself in front of the stove-top oven
>sneak up behind her and squeeze her right under the gills
>"IYAAA!!! BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>you kiss her on the nape of the neck and say "breakfast smells amazing."
>enjoy a hearty breakfast with your shark wife

Cunny!

>>29129026
How many times do we need to tell you that it's not this podcast or its content that is the problem, but the fact that she opens the gates for more faggot collabs like these, especially ones involving other holoEN members who aren't shit like Mori?

THAT is the issue.
We keep telling you this, shut the fuck up retard.

Not sure why people overreact so much.
Yes of course it was a bit frustrating for Gura. But acting the part and being salty is also fun for viewers.

No one is actually furious or mad right now, they delivered good entertainment and everyone watching was laughing and having a blast.
They'll obviously do more of these in the future.