/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Ran
>dog

>>3055515
Electric guitar?

>>2413433
Dude, I wish I could crack jokes like you.

>>2338511
>>Only the doujin works others make off his work

>>2256920
>Ran is the only one who looks attractive so far

>>2256920
Ran is the only one who looks attractive so far

>>2190397
This was posted threads ago, you silly faggot.
>>2186216

Yukari is smirking in the OP pic.

If or when Yukari finally does her whatever-the-hell she's planning idea, and the moonbitches are like HOLY SHIT, and its like some big revelation to everyone that Yukari had something up her sleeve I hope the other touhous are like NO WAY YUKARI HAD THAT PLANNED

...and then Aki Eda draws Ran smirking like our beloved mascot, and all's right with the world.

>>2004559
no anonymous, YOU are the shit

>First page of /jp/

>ITT: describe sex with different Touhous
>Remilia is Michael Jackson.
>* is shit, right?
>Useless Bunny

Fuck my life.

>>1943313

>>1919751
Wow. Then the MBTI just seems silly.

Also,
>INTJ
>Natural leader

>>1907250
>shading is godly.

>>1860361

>>1687277
>Youkai can't die, stop pulling things out of your ass.

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.

>>1520438
that young lady is a bad influence for my Chen

Next time provide some content to the board while you make your /r/s.

>>1341814
buying bras is rather difficult

Dear /jp/,

Yesterday, I accidentally walked in on my little shikigami (she's 11) masturbating to my pictures of herself on my Mac. I told her that masturbation is good and that everyone does it, and she was fine with that. /jp/, is there anything else I need to tell her? Sex education here is in Gensokyo is fucking lame, and I don't want Yukari to tell her anything false or molest her...