/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11203690
My god people on the official forums are fucking retarded. I can't even see straight after reading that.

>>10674633

holy shit laugh at this newbaka

>>10631855
>The Game

>>10623310

>2013
>not shitposting on /a/

it's like you love sucking on cocks

>at the gym lifting while listening to touhou music
>see a really fat guy pick up two 25 pound dumbbells and start curling with full momentum
>he's swinging his arms and body like he's running
>does about ten then leaves to the machine area

wtf

>>10259761
Much as I enjoy ragnarok online, especially some moonie, do you know where the fuck you are man? (That's not to say Ro is not relevant to this board, surprisingly enough, but... seriously dood... what the fuck are you doing...?)

>>9688355
Isn't /c/ just an image depository?

Do people actually have discussions over there and whatnot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg2QL8vSqsE
>>9657052

"Flan on Flan action"

>she sees your net income

>buy

>>8320771
>he doesn't think Star Trek is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

>"He drinks tea made from teabags"

Why is Pooshlmer so terrible now? I feel more at home here in /jp/ with you self-hating weaboos, and that's really saying something.

Imagine /jp/ in 90 years...

>>8148927

>>8138948
>Don't like this thread? Hide it and forget about it.

What do you hate most about the Touhou fandom, /jp/?

>>7903311
Problem?

>>7877233
>there are autists on /jp/

>>7784867
but i mean that it isn't the "real" ZUN soundfont, i need a real soundfonts with beutifull zunpets and stuff

>>7455814

>>7404215

Finally I flay her legs and arms, then afterwards amputate them, placing crosses and other forms of vampire preventive items to the fleshy stumps to prevent regeneration in any shape or form so that she permanently scars.
For the finisher I form a moat round the mansion that connects directly to the lake and tell her that she is free to leave, such a feat being practically impossible due to a vampires inability to cross running bodies of water.

As she weeps bloody tears at her disablement, I put her into a permanent sleep, where she does nothing but feel and experience the same pains over and over again.

By the time help arrives. She will already be lost within her own mind.

Flandre was no problem, the nature of her powers were greatly exaggerated by the masses. I simply blinded her and broke her right hand before she even had the chance to react, making sure to apply holy trinkets to the damaged areas and as such, she became practically harmless, I did toy with her but for the most part, but she ended up hurting herself more than I. After all, it is so easy to wind children up; she practically walked into every death trap that I had set for her.

As a reward for lasting through the various mind games I played on her using my illusions and the advantage of her blindness, I granted her vision once more, only to play back the recordings of her friends and Remilia’s ordeal thus far.

Most regrettably however, she mustered up all her remaining strength and managed to kill herself preventing me from consuming her, clearly knowing the consequences if anyone such I were to make her an extension of my own.

All and all, productive day!
I made sure to leave various pictures, and videos for the Tengu whore to pick up.

This Is, a once in a unLifetime story after all.

“Now then, young man, I trust you know why you're here?”
“Um, vaguely. You were wanting ideas for a presentation of some sort?”
“Presentation? Blah. Any dullard with a chart and pointer can give a 'presentation'! I'm talking spectacle, here! Something so fantastic and pulsing with charisma that it will knock the socks off of anyone who sees it!”
“And...why do you nee-”
“Why?! WHY?! Do you have any idea what's been happening?!”
“Um, no?”
“We're losing, that's what!”
“Losing? Losing wha-”
“First there was that damn ghost and her walking pillow, then the aliens in the bamboo forest. They were bad enough! But then that other shrine had to show up, and now we've got whole groups of youkai just popping out of the ground!”
“And that's bad?”
“Very bad! Each year that goes by, it seems a whole new group sprouts up, and with each one the status of our Scarlet Devil Mansion is threatened!