/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45515809
She pulled out a piece of paper and unfolded it. "Uhm, Goro, you know I've always appreciated you and your father's business and surprise advice and I was really happy when you gifted me those books on ghost stories last year, but I think you're making a big mistake being with that no-good, lying, cheating, nasty looking Amanojaku. I know that your relationship may seem exciting now, but I don't want to lose another business partner because of an abusive relationship."

Ah, this was gonna hurt, and not just because Seija was gripping my hand tighter.

Kogasa handed the talking stick to Ichirin, who, rather then pulling out a piece of paper began talking right away. "Goro, when I told you all those years back to find an assertive and strong woman, I did not mean someone who would put you into a hospital on your first meeting and 'take' you in bed against your will." She said, slightly gnashing her teeth at her hypocrisy.

"I know that you like to accept everyone, but Seija and now Yukari? Please come to your senses!" Beside her, the large pink cloud resembling an old man, Unzan spoke into her ear. "And Unzan would like you to know that if you need help, he will hit Seija for real this time."

Unzan, don't make that face at me please!

Next in line was Murasa who pulled out a piece of paper, tried to start reading, stopped, crumbled it, and threw it to the side. "Goro, ah, I think you could do better and honestly it unnerves me seeing you with a low-class Youkai." She said before passing the stick.

At this point, Seija had forgone just murdering my hand and instead, held my entire arm in a vice grip.

Hijiri was next. She pulled out her scroll and spun it until it displayed some set of glowing runes, which she read. "Goro, I know you're young and you think that because I have so much else to do that I don't have the time, but I miss you." She says, slightly choking.

"I watched over you as you grew up and seeing you hurt, cursed, and not knowing if you're alive because there were rumors you went to Hell, it's more then I can bear sometimes!" She cried.

To her side, Unzan dried her tears with a handkerchief.

"I know forgiveness is important, but you don't need to give your life over for that woman's sake. That's all." She said, passing the talking stick to Joon, who already had a memo ready.

"Goro, I haven't forgiven you from the day you called me 'Auntie Joon', but as someone who holds the title of 'One of Gensokyo's most hated residents' I can tell you now it's not something to aspire to and if you stay in bed with that Amanojaku and keep working with Yukari that's were you'll end up." She stated, before tossing the stick up in the air which is caught by a hanging Nue.

"Goro, I knew all along you'd end up with some strange woman, not because you think you can 'fix' her , but because you like what's broken. I believe whoever you end up with you'll be happy, however, and I know nobody else wants to talk about this, but we really don't want to choose between you and the father of our children. Unlike everyone else, I know that you're craftier then you let on and no doubt have something planned, but please don't take it too hard on them. Youkai hormones are a hell of a thing. Also, nice job on causing your first incident with the Sanzu, I'm proud of you." Nue read before tossing the stick to Shou, who dropped the pagoda to get it.

"Well Goro I should warn you as the avatar of Lord Bishamonten that evildoers are punished without prejudice, however, as the Idol of the Myouren temple I should also say we worry about you. Sorry, I know it's already been said but I thought it should be repeated and if Seija is willing to repent for the things she's done, I'm willing to accept your relationship. Not only as a sign that Youkai and humans can get along, but because to us you're family." She finished nobly, before handing the stick to Chizou.

"Nazrin provided me this note in her absence." She beings, pulling out a sheet. "Congratulations on nailing a position under a Sage Goro, you've really moved up in the world from petty logistics into the worst kind of bootlicking. I bet she's made you wear something ridiculous like a maid outfit."

I looked at the white Yakumo runes drawn on Seija's and my own outfit and silently sighed.

"I hope you take these comments in good humor, as I'm sure you're too soft-hearted to do anything really villainous even with an Amanojaku girlfriend. That said, please stop parading her around the village, people talk about such things and it's embarrassing to watch. Also, make sure you bring her to Hijiri properly so you can get permission, you know she has a soft spot for weird couples. I wish you all the best and if the pagoda is missing by this point then Chizhou OWES ME A WHEEL OF IMPORTED CHEESE YOU SORRY EXUSE FOR A MOUSE!" She yells, crumpling the note and turning to Shou, who shrugs apologetically.

>>45023923
(3/5)
“What’s got your loins all tied up about outsider weapons?” I ask as we make for the temple exit.
“They’re incomprehensible to Gensokyou.” He stated.
“Sounds prefect for a Nue.” I remark.
Goro sighed. “All of Gensokyou, Nue included. Outsiders are mainly human, but they don’t perceive or think like the villagers, and they pump out magic items like it’s nothing.”
“You’re just being dramatic.” I told him. “Grow a pair and let Nue be, she’s a big girl and can handle herself.”
He rolled his eyes and exhaled, not intent on explaining more. Good, more time for me to get on with jeering the local populace, like this woman wearing form-fitting clothing? Scandalous!
“Hello Goro-kun and this is…” Byakuren Hijiri began “…Seija.” She says with a smiling expression that masks a world of contempt.
“Hello Hijiri-sensei, how are you?” Goro said. “You’ll have to forgive me for not showing up for the last Sultra reading, I was a little occupied.”
“Yes, I can see that.” Hijiri says, glaring at me. “Seija, I thought I said you were forbidden from these grounds until you had properly reflected on your actions.”
I feel a lecture coming. Ugh, this woman was troublesome, she could throw me halfway across Gensokyou with that same smile. Time to flip over this situation.
“Honey I’m scared.” I said, grabbing Goro’s arm. “I just wanted to celebrate with you after your recovery from that horrible Youkai attack and now she’s leering at me!”
Hijiri’s expression changed, she was surprised and annoyed? I knew that expression, the mother who disapproves of her son’s relationship! Oh, this was going to be rich.
“See what they did to my poor dear!” I said, pulling Goro’s scarf to reveal my teeth marks. “They chomped into his neck for fun! If I hadn’t shown up, he’d have died! And what’s more I think you’re to blame.”
I could notice some temple on-lookers whispering and watching. Good, let’s give em’ a show.
“You kept introducing my darling to all sorts of evil Youkai who wanted to take advantage of him! And now you’re questioning my right to be here, by his side?” I accuse, point at her.
Take this you hypocritical, violent, old hag.
“Goro,” She began, “Is she telling the truth? Did she really save your life? Because if not…” I could hear her fingers crackling with magic.
Oh damn, didn’t anticipate this.
“Yes. She did risk life and limb to get me to safety, shared a hospital room if you believe it. I’m sorry I brought her here Hijiri-sensei, I know she’s banned but she’s still recovering, and I thought the peaceful temple ground might set her mind at ease.” Goro answered.
Instantaneously Hijiri’s expression lightened, and she grabbed Goro’s other hand with both of hers.
“That’s wonderful! My sincerest apologizes for scolding you Seija, to think you’d go so far for someone other than yourself! Truly a noble woman.” She complimented.
“So, when’s the wedding? You could host it here if you’d like! I know it be hard to find institutions that’ll marry Humans and Youkai but we can support you!” She exclaimed.
“It’s a little early for something like that Hijiri-sensei.” Goro said.
“Yes of course, you two are still young and it’s not good to get too excited about these things however I think you should still be thinking about future difficulties now for preparedness’s sake! With that in mind, do you two need any counseling? We have many experienced disciples who you could talk to who’d understand your difficulties! This really is so wonderful Goro-kun, it appears you’ve finally overcome your phobia.”
What was this old hag even saying? My brain can barely keep up.
I’m almost thankful when Goro-kun finishes exchanging pleasantries and leads us out of the temple. Although I swear, I could feel someone’s glare on my back.