/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>NEET anubis in her mid twenties
>Doesn't get out at all
>Lives with her parents
>Mama anubis keeps trying to hook her daughter up with different guys, the best guys in the kingdom
>NEET anubis not interested in any of them, no matter how rich, beautiful, and outgoing they are
>She just ignores them and plays her video games
>Mama anubis cries each day wondering where she went wrong, why her daughter can't keep a man
>One day mama is grocery shopping, she accidentally bumps into a plain looking, sorta nerdy guy (You)
>Desperate mama pours her heart out in distress about her daughter
>You're just trying to get away from the awkward situation, but she asserts herself and keeps going
>She asks if he can please come over to her house later and hands you $50
>Says she'll give you quadruple later if you come over and go on a date with her daughter
>You, who are strapped for cash, reluctantly agree
>Later that day, you arrive
>Mama anubis walks you to NEET anubis' room where she introduces you
>NEET anubis ignores everything and continues gaming, torqued off that her mother is doing this again and at you
>Mama whispers in your ear, please just try
>You're sitting on NEET anubis' bed while she's still ignoring you playing her game
>Every attempt at small talk fails
>She just ignores you
>Notice she's playing Minecraft
>You make a comment about how you like Minecraft and ask what she's doing
>She mumbles something about building a city
>She opens up more and more the more you shoot the shit with her about Minecraft and other vidya you both like
>Her pissed off demeanor slowly changes to a happy one
>Hours pass and you really hit it off with her
>Mama is wondering what's going on from the other room, every other guy would have been kicked out by now
>It gets late and you exchange info with her
>She gives you a hug and kiss goodbye and agree to meet tomorrow with your laptop to play together
>You leave
>Later NEET anubis is smiling and has a pep in her step that her mama hasn't seen in her since she was a lil'nubis
And that's how you met your 'nubis wife

>>20517777
For a second I thought that was something really /d/. Please don't scare us like that again.

>>19987903
That's a big anubutt.

>>19506305
She must go through a lot of haircare products.

>>19479049
It always bothers my autism that selkies are classified as beastman instead of majin type.

>>19415138
>1st spoiler
Don't MGs stay away from men like that?

Hello and goos evemong theead. Are we in the middle of a shit storm or can i drunk post without fear of turning said shit srorn onto ab shit hurricane. Also abubis is 2nd best girl. Rivali g only rhe lobely feather meido. Poat anubi with good thighs.

Also pmsanon is a cunt. we should help her get to stage 3 alpness before his cancer spreads to the young and impressi9nable newfags.

>>17002995
There'd be a class system.

The Anubis are gifted with magic and would be it's rulers and nobles, while the non-magical Jackals make up most of the military and merchant class. At the bottom, Human men serve as attendants, assistants and laborers.

With an Anubis Pharaoh ruling over them all, a direct descendant of Set.

>>16827333
Every time I talk about them I end up sperging, I don't usually think of them as my favourite race but I tend to have a lot more enthusiasm when talking about them than most girls. They really are wonderful.
>>16827353
Man, going to a maid cafe ran by monster girls would be lovely. Do you think Kikis would look down on the girls who work there as fakes though?

>>16439269
She likes to wear this kind of clothing around the house, since she doesn't often get a chance to wear it anymore.

I am the God who arranges the blocks that descend for me from up above~
I spin them around until they fit in the ground like D in V~

>>15265883
sauce?

>>14996017
>At least that's what she told them

>>14896888
Alp no that's not go enough.
>>14896889
Don't give up!

It must be hard being a Schedule Dog in the Pharaoh's kingdom.

All your Human assistants would end up quitting due to being unable to keep up with the mountains of work you assign them during the day and exhausted from the hours upon hours of slow, passionate anal sex at night in your bedchambers.

Maybe someday you'll have an assistant that can keep up with your strict work ethic.

How are you improving yourself today?

>>14520037
Schedule dogs are cute when they're cross.

>>14420679
I think I quoted the wrong post there. meant to quote the guy who sorted by general variety

>>14304755

>>14261184
GET THE DICK THRONE

Is that punishment?

>>14231426
Her tail is so soft!

So fluffy!

I want to brush it!

>>14210305
Man I hope so.

>>14203317
Anubi have big meaty paws because they get workers to do the dexterous work for them.

Having to do labor themselves would be unseemly.

>>14169936
>>14169933
I went looking for the best Egyptian tiara design I could find and went with it. On a second look, I saw the sun itself looks like the Solaire one and I found that amusing. But the face on it went otherwise.