/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16455692
I prefer a nice light blue, personally. Though I have yet to see a purple girl I would say no to. Or a red one. Or any alternate skin tone, really.

>>14011211
>Run from black sclera and blue skin
Fukkin' wot?

>Anon laughed as he typed another shitpost into 4chan
>"Cheshires a shit!"
>Haha, what fun.
>Suddenly he noticed a roll post appear. The usual monstergirl encyclopedia page and random.org link for rolling.
>"Roll your waifu. Whoever you get will visit you at midnight and give you a special power, determined by the number you get."
>Anon was bored and had already wanked like five times today, so we went ahead with it because his wrists were tired from all the wanking
>Fuck, he got Deruella
>FUCK, the power is turning Alp
>Alps a shit
>A SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>"screw this" thought anon, and instead he lied to the thread and said he got Anubis and the power of A MASSIVE DICK
>they believed him
>casuals
>anon was tired because as mentioned above he had wanked five times today and was exhausted from all the exercise so he went to bed
>he woke up later and heard a strange noise
>Deruella was standing over his bed
>Anon was scared and still possibly had wankers cramp so he couldn't defend himself very well
>"Anon you rejected me and made me feel bad, I ate a whole fucking tub of Ben and Jerrys and I feel like a fat piece of shit. Also Anubis is worst girl. I sentence you to be an Alp."
>"WHY?" Anon asked
>"because pawjobs a shit, slavery a shit, and she lives in a desert. Sand in my vagina? Yeah there is now but its only metaphorical sand."