/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7981112
Are you kidding? There's trolls all over /jp/, but they'd never admit it!
But, hey, boy, how about a piece of advice? No? Not even a little bit? Well, I'll tell you this: don't play poker at the Scarlet Devil Monastery. I got Four of a Kind and five people died! They eat like monsters, too. We started out with a baker's dozen cakes, and then there were none.

>>6796197
Black bars? Back in my day, boy, we used to call them colored bars. Man that takes me back. Back to what I said before. Colored bars. I haven't seen those since the cable went out. And when I say, "went out," I mean it left in a huff. Later, I left in a minute and a huff. I'll tell you what your problem is, boy. It's not the huffing or the puffing; it's all this blow you're doing. What's the matter, can't you sit up? If I could sit up, I wouldn't need aftershave. What happens if I use aftershave before I shave? Or when I'm not even shaving? What do you call it? I tell you what you call it. Bread lines. How do you connect color bars to bread lines, you ask? Call the operator. It'll take an operator of unusual talent to set up that connection, and let me tell you--I've got the most unusual talents of any operator you've ever seen.

I'm quite fond of honkers myself.

>>6568605
I'd love to answer your question, doctor, but I'm drawing a blank.

Oh no, spent so much time pulling, now he's pushing up the daisies. If idle hands are the devil's workshop, then imagine what active ones can do. That's power, son. Now, I'm no doctor, but it looks to me like this here boy came and went. Always used to say it'd take a man of unusual talent to take himself out in this way, and it looks like this boy had the most unusual talents of any kid I ever seen.
So full of life, and now dead. What a stiff.

>>6045855
Impaler? I hardly knew 'er!