/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Which Touhou should all of the Americans on /jp/ write in on election day? It won't do any good if we all write in different Touhous so we should start deciding on one now!

The way I see it, our options are:
1. Miko - she can listen to ten times as many requests as either Obama or Romney, making her ten times as productive at being president
2. Kanako - focus on industry and alternative energy sources could help with peak oil crisis
3. Reimu - canon undefeated
4. Kaguya - instead of waging stupid wars she'd just take it easy
5. Reisen - hard working, knows how to dress for success, very level-headed
6. Satori - can read people's hearts, so she would know the best way to take action in our interests
7. Remilia - cute loli vampire
8. Rinnosuke - a guy

Which do you think would be the best at running America /jp/? You all registered to vote, right?

Now look at this, errybody talkin goon talk
Like they ain't never seen somebody knock a goon off
Run up in your motherfugging house and get ruthless
Ain't no waking up, the alarm clock will be useless
Round you touting guns like you really gone use it
Man you got that shit just to boot with
If you can't survive where I mob then you through with
Really I'm suprised that those niggas ain't killed you yet

You know how I get down, straighten up my eye before I sit down
Stack up ready to lay the hit down
Man, if you love her better tell her ass to sit down
We feel like she a threat then we gone have to lay the bitch down

Why do you think you deserve to live in Gensokyo if you can't even speak their language?

How do you hope to even communicate with your waifu if you barely know more than a few Japanese words? Do you really think she's going to pay any attention to you when she can't even understand you?

You're lazy. You say you love her, but when was the last time you practiced your Japanese? So hopeless.

>>8196088
I always wondered this.

What would you do /jp/ if a Touhou, not your favorite but one that you simply know and have no strong feelings for be them bad or negative, one you have a completely neutral feeling towards, took a romantic interest in you?

How would you respond?

Let's say that your favorite Touhou currently has no strong feelings for you either way.

We're out of eggs.

Good evening, Anonymous. Would you like to join us for dinner? We're having picatta di vitello al prezzemolo, I'm sure it will be a welcome change from your usual, what was it, instant ramen?

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Won't you join us for breakfast, /a/nonymous?