/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Learn how to fall deeply in love with a fictional character:

1.- Declare your undying love for your monster girl waifu.
2.- Accept that monster girls are as real as you believe they are and that nobody can take them away from you.
3.- Watch/play/read all of the source work relating to your beloved.
4.- Print out a picture of the monster girl you are in love with. Put it in a classy looking picture frame and hang it from your wall. Gaze lovingly at it from time to time and perhaps caress her face a little as well.
5.- Cook a delicious meal and eat it together with her.
6.- Say "good night" to her every night before going to sleep.
7.- Consider purchasing a dakimakura of her. If she happens to be particularly plump, you can compensate by having her visage printed onto a mattress rather than a pillow.
8.- Marry said pillow.
9.- Construct a small shrine dedicated to your waifu.
10.- Spend all of your money on things that remind you of her.
11.- Manipulate the boundaries between dimensions and realities, shifting your existence to a universe in which you can meet your monster waifu in person.
12.- Congratulations! You have won at life. Feel free to end your life whenever you like.