/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40719239
It causes patients to develop an allergy to mofu. Mofu allergies are dangerous as it causes painful swelling of the penis that can only be cured by making love to a fox. If exposed to fox fire, you should immediately consult a professional at your local mofu clinic to set up a treatment plan. If your allergy is bad enough they may assign a live in nurse to help keep your condition in check. You will be expected to pay her in fried tofu and help maintain her tail(s) as needed. Living with a mofu allergy can be difficult, but many men have found they can live long happy lives with it so long as they keep their fox with them at all times.

>>39760544
any other tips?
i can only think of the money check and the liver test to weed out the naughty foxes

marry foxes