/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Next week is less intense.
>You hear the doorbell at the normal time and when you arrive you find a very small blue girl in a tiger onesie.
>"Good evening, Anon."
>"...Verina?"
>"Yes."
>"You've lost weight."
>"I happen to come into possession of a souvenir set of novelty foods. Please pay no mind to my outfit, this is the only thing I had in my closet that fit."
>"You had that in your closet? Why?"
>"...yes, well, as I was saying, after researching the effects of the foods I felt some of them could be of use in our hobby."
>"Hobby, right."
>"Now, I hate to trouble you, but could you possibly help me prepare for bed tonight? I have much less dexterity in this form and it makes many simple tasks much more difficult."
>"Sure. What do you need help with?"
>"To begin, I have an uncomfortable stiffness in my lower back. Please pick me up and hug me firmly to stretch it out."
>"I feel like you're being a little dishonest with me."
>"I am certainly not." She reaches up to you with both of her arms. "Hugs."
>You pull her up into a hug and squeeze her till she squeaks, then shake her around a bit for good measure. "Happy?"
>"5 minutes."
>"What? No. No way, that's too long. 1 minute."
>"3 minutes." That icy stare of hers is a lot more compelling on a child for some reason.
>You give in and hold her like that for 3 minutes. When you set her down you give her a firm look.
>"There. Now, I assume you actually need my help for something?"
>"Of course. I said I did, did I not?"
>"Ok then, what?"
>"Airpl-"
>"No Airplane."
>"What if I show you my butt?"
>"What makes you think I want to see a little kid's butt?"
>"When we babysat at Riley's house, in the morning you-"
>"Stop! Stop right there! All men my age are like that in the morning. It's a natural phenomenon. There were absolutely no lewd thoughts involved!"