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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, /jp/sie? I’ll have you know my threads get bumped to top of the front page in /jp/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on flanflies, and I have over 300 confirmed replies. I am trained in sudo warfare and I’m the top secondary in this entire Touhou Imagedump board. You are important to me as another target of affection. I will brighten the fuck out of your day with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying such fun stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crossboarders across the 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm of quality posting that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unhappiness. You’re fucking alright, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you laugh in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my attempts at clearing EoSD. Not only am I extensively trained in sage posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ohayous and I will use it to its full extent to wipe that miserable frown off your disapproving face, buddy. If only you could have known what pleasantries your clever meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have spoken up sooner. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’ll be moderately entertained, you silly fellow. I will shit fun all over you and I hope you have a nicer day for it. Here's looking at you, kiddo.