/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imagine Chen wearing denim overalls and a yellow hardhat, whilst operating a jackhammer.
She stops what she's doing to whistle at another fine lady cat strutting down the street. She gives her a sly glance. Fancy that.

>>4918356
what a peaceful death

im going to sleep now fo real

Oyasumi /jp/~

oyasumi~

good night /jp/

(Someone knocks the door)
open door
see this
what do?

>>2618681

This one?

>>2456766
>>2456761

Interesting. I wasn't expecting a serious response, just a sarcastic remark and I would have been on my way. But since you were kind enough to reply, I'll oblige you with responses of my own.

I'm pretty much the black sheep of my family. My older sister is finishing her PhD at Harvard in physical chemistry. She is easily the most intelligent and responsible person I know and has spent a great deal of time raising me and my younger sister, mostly due to some unusual circumstances involving my dad taking extended "business trips" out of the country which we later found out was a three-decade long affair with some whore. My younger sister is graduating this year from NYU and is extremely witty and charismatic, practically the opposite of my older sister, and by virtue of that she is able to navigate any social situation she finds herself in and can say things in front of a crowd of people I would never even dream of saying.

Needless to say, its almost biologically imperative for me to graduate from college at a minimum, if only to say that I didn't waste all that money fucking around doing nothing. You're right about it probably not being satisfying though-- my crazy schizophrenic uncle (who I'm pretty sure is a pedo just like me) that lives with my grandmother and covers the walls with soap because he's morbidly afraid of germs graduated from college and look where that got him. :<

I guess what I mean to say with this whole legacy bullshit is that sometime when I'm older, I want to be able to look back at my life and come to the conclusion that it was worth it. I can't articulate exactly what that thing will be, but I'm pretty sure that once I start doing it, I'll know it.

Either that or I die a ronery man, dick in hand, fapping tirelessly to Touhou doujinshi even in death.

>>1949247
No...